10. Those annoying vague status updates:

Of late facebook has turned into a platform where we can blow off some steam. Any problem in life, it appears as our status update. But what we fail to remember is that, a vague update such as ‘he ruined my day.’ will give jobless maniacs and opportunity to ask us for details. If you want to give in details, please do so in your update itself. Don’t fish for comments on your status. It is really annoying.

11. Those annoying game invites:

I blame Zynga for this. Come up with as many ‘randomville’ games as you want to but don’t give maniacs an option to invite me to come and grow fishes with them. Some people like these games and some people do not. Please don’t force us sane ones to construct a mafia gang or grow crops with people we never actually talk to. These annoying game invites should be made a punishable offence on facebook.