15 Most Infamous Wall Street Quotes


 

9. A JP Morgan Intern, Advocating on Fake IDs

In 2011, a JP Morgan intern sent an email from his work account to hundreds of other employees, promoting the use of fake IDs.

Go through the controversial email:

“What’s up guys,

So tonight is going to be wild… Re-Union Bar on 17th, Park Ave at 10pm. We already have 100+ JPMC interns who accepted the invite, so tonight will be a great opportunity to check out everyone and have an awesome time.

Re-Union is not strict on IDs so if you have a fake you will be fine. If you don’t have an ID… get one! Sorry about that, I will push for black ‘X’s’ next time so those without IDs can come hangout, since I want you all to have a great time this summer.

Don’t miss out! Tell everyone, it’s going to get wild.”

10. His Apology Became Most Cringe Worthy

Soon after his first hot email, followed the next, which was more embarrassing than the previous one.

It went like this:

“To all,

My apologies for spam, but I have realized this is not the place to use company time to talk about after work events. Although I would like all of you to enjoy your summers, I will be reaching you from my other email, after work hours from now on. In no means did I intend to go against code of conduct, and that was my own fault which will not happen again. I know some of you interns are not 21, so remember to think and be smart and it is 21+ to drink…underage activity is illegal. Thank you and enjoy the rest of your afternoons. See you at the pizza party.”

It continued thus:

“Everyone,

Disregard anything you heard, tonight is 21+ only… that is, 21+. Re-Union is a classy venue and it will be a great time for us all to hangout. Intern Parties is hosting this great event. Re-Union is not a pushover bar; I am sorry for the rumors that spread, it is 21+ see you all there, enjoy.

[Redacted],
(Not affiliated with Intern Parties, just trying to get everyone out and having fun)”