#8 Ballmer Goes Crazy On Google After Microsoft Employee Quits

Quote: "F*k**g Eric Schmidt is a f**k**g pu**y. I'm going to f**k**g bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again. I'm going to f**k**g kill Google."

Date: Sept. 2, 2005

Microsoft engineer Mark Lucovsky decided to leave Microsoft for Google. Upon hearing this, his boss Ballmer frantically threw a chair across the room. Ballmer first asked Lucovsky, “Just tell me it’s not Google.” But after knowing its Google, he blasted out and even threatened the existence of Eric Schmidt, CEO of Google at that time.

Microsoft even issued a statement on this saying that the story was exaggerated.

#7 Google Assumes We Want it to Direct Our Lives

Quote: “I actually think most people don’t want Google to answer their questions, they want Google to tell them what they should be doing next."

Date: Aug. 14, 2010

In an interview with the Wall Street Journal, Eric Schmidt made one of his idiotic assumptions, which revealed his plan of making the people taking commands from Google in whatever they do.