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fuuny Life
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Why does round pizza come in square box?
Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle?
Why do we still call it building when itâs already built?
If itâs true that we are here to help others then what are others here for?
If you arenât supposed to drink and drive then why do bars have parking lots?
Why does round pizza come in square box?
Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle?
Why do we still call it building when itâs already built?
If itâs true that we are here to help others then what are others here for?
If you arenât supposed to drink and drive then why do bars have parking lots?
We are a funny bunch of people living in a seriously funny worldâ¦!!
Enjoy Life in Funny Style
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Amita Zak,
My name is Amita Zak, and am young
Girl with full of respect and care, and I saw your profile today at this very site and I like it as an innocent person you are,
I think we can click together as friends and make something good out of it being my fellow partner
Please try to contact me my e-mail address (zak_amita@yahoo.fr)
I would like to show you my picture and at the same time you will know me more.
again,please don,t send it in the site, i have many things to talk in private and stay out of trouble ma!
Amita Zak,
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Yours Love,
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Nice to meet you! my name is cathy, I saw your profile on particular site and I feel so interest to know further about you! Ok a few words about me: I'm nice and passionate woman, I am honest, educated,and a good sence of humor. I enjoy reading, watching TV sometimes; especially I have weakness for programs about different cultures, nature, and exotic countries.
I got a real good personality,sociable and I want find seriours friendship/relationship from foreign continents. If you were here for same interest, please writte to me and we will talk, perhaps our relationship will become something more solid as time pass on.
Please do understand my motive,I dont used to visit particular site often, I will like you to Reply me through my private email Address below (catherine201000@hotmail.com) So i can add you to my personal chat list and send you message along with more of my photos for familiar and i will like to shared more about me with you, like and dislike. Pls: verify correct.....catherine201000(at)hotmail(dot)co m
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Posted by: CATHERINE JAC JACOB - 26 May, 2010
4: sir...good catch...really funny
Posted by: shiv nandan mehta - 10 Mar, 2010
5: Really a nice one...
Posted by: SANJEEV PAWAR - 06 Jan, 2010
6: Good humour and I really enjoyed reading your
thoughts...
Cheers from Prem
Cheers from Prem
Posted by: Premachandran Vijayan Nair - 04 Jan, 2010
7: Really nice keep the good work up.
Posted by: Mohammad Azad Shaikh - 03 Jan, 2010
8: Idio cracy Remember Work is God n Health is
Wealth
Posted by: mick human - 02 Jan, 2010
9: Good login Dear......
Posted by: Vinod Kumar Guruprasad - 30 Dec, 2009
10: Hey ! Its really nice one....one must enjoy
life in funny style....i agree...
Posted by: Chandana G - 28 Dec, 2009
11: very nice of you.
Posted by: bhaskar chintala - 28 Dec, 2009
12: Mmm...nice but true,,,
Posted by: mary dino - 28 Dec, 2009
13: nice question and the answer is v knw the
reasons but still v search for the better
answers.
Posted by: MANI SAXENA - 24 Dec, 2009
14: ..... hahaha
Posted by: Raj Sinha Roy - 23 Dec, 2009
15: d ans for all these question is---------
"IT'S LIFE" isnt it?
Posted by: anup govind mahalle - 19 Dec, 2009
16: Nice humour
Posted by: neha goyal - 17 Dec, 2009
17: Funny Lines BUT Absolutely True....
Posted by: Prakash Roop Dixit - 16 Dec, 2009
18: You can submit your new words to the people
who make the dictionaries and they make
determination once a year what new words will
be added. Seems we've run out of words to
describe what we mean and need more words. I
remember my mother saying to me (her mother
tongue was a European language) that one word
the English language uses can be described in
12 words in the language she knew. And I'm
sure as well that inflection meant a lot as
well as using the hands to describe
something. I've been told that the English
language is difficult to learn what with all
it's conjugations and phrases and local as
well as slang for different areas of the
country, and one word having different
meanings and spellings that I can understand
if people have a tough time learning English.
I know I have a lot of difficulty learning
other languages.
when I was a kid in gradeschool we used to buy Italian pizza in squares that fit nicely in a square box at ten cents per square.
I figure glue doesn't stick to the bottle because the bottle is plastic and only certain glues are able to glue plastic together.
a building is still a building until it's a home.
Branches and money are two different things. Some trees that have branches have leaves on them. We used to grow a plant back home that we called a dollar bush (the flowers were circular like a coin and like tissue paper they were so thin). So maybe dollars grow on bushes and not trees.
Banks have branches as to companies have an organizational chart (which looks like a tree).
We are here to help others and they are here to help us back in return. Everyone has something to give that no one else has. We are all unique. And giving back is good karma.
Right, do not drink and drive. Those who do often end up in accidents.
Bars have parking lots for you to park your car in while you party.
when I was a kid in gradeschool we used to buy Italian pizza in squares that fit nicely in a square box at ten cents per square.
I figure glue doesn't stick to the bottle because the bottle is plastic and only certain glues are able to glue plastic together.
a building is still a building until it's a home.
Branches and money are two different things. Some trees that have branches have leaves on them. We used to grow a plant back home that we called a dollar bush (the flowers were circular like a coin and like tissue paper they were so thin). So maybe dollars grow on bushes and not trees.
Banks have branches as to companies have an organizational chart (which looks like a tree).
We are here to help others and they are here to help us back in return. Everyone has something to give that no one else has. We are all unique. And giving back is good karma.
Right, do not drink and drive. Those who do often end up in accidents.
Bars have parking lots for you to park your car in while you party.
Posted by: Christie J Fox - 15 Dec, 2009
19:Yes forget about Drinks and Parking as my
girlfriends drink and park their pets
(barking dogs) just guide me to the printer.
asitabh paul replied to: Christie J Fox
post - 02 Jan, 2010
post - 02 Jan, 2010
20:Its all about money honey now come to the
point where is money being printed or rather
which branch / tree / bush. Please keep it
private and confidential and email me at
asitabhpaul[at]gmail.com ("No fraud / spam
mails PLEASE") I am ready to share a "cut" as
you said yo wanted to help us and I too am
ready to give it back mam
mick human replied to: Christie J Fox
post - 02 Jan, 2010
post - 02 Jan, 2010
21:Good one.
Atul Pokhriyal replied to: Christie J Fox
post - 29 Dec, 2009
post - 29 Dec, 2009
22: Good ...I like it sr
Posted by: Vikram Randhawa - 15 Dec, 2009
23: very nice thought indeed :-)
Posted by: anup sarma - 14 Dec, 2009
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