Bug the life out of irritating callers
Thursday 03rd, September 2009
Ten ways to stop those credit card sales, mobile
companies, insurance calls from irritating you:
1 After the telemarketer finishes speaking, ask
him/her to marry you.
2 Tell the telemarketer you are busy at the
moment, and ask him/her, if he/she will give you
his/her home phone number so you can call him/her
back.
3 Ask them to repeat everything they say, several
times.
4 Tell them it is dinnertime, BUT ask if they
would please hold. Put them on your speaker phone
while you continue to eat at your leisure. Smack
your food loudly and continue with your dinner
conversation.
5 Tell them that all business goes through your
agent, and hand the phone to your five year old
child.
6 Tell them you are hard of hearing and that they
need to speak up.... Louder... Louder...
Louder!
7 If they start out with, "How are you today?",
say "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these
days seems to care, and I have all these
problems.... ........."
8 Tell them to speak very slowly because you want
to write every word down.
9 Cry out in surprise, "Helen, is that you? I've
been hoping you'd call! How is the family?" When
they insist they are not Helen, tell them to stop
joking. This works especially well if the
telemarketer is really MALE.
10 Tell the ICICI call centre guy to call on your
office number - and give him the HSBC call centre
number.
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